Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Ok, what the hell is wrong with y'all?

I have lost a lot of respect for the voters of Coffee Cake today. Imagine my surprise when I get home and find out that Prince lost to Taylor Swift! Gwen Stefani beats Elton John? Come on!! Now I might give you Usher over Michael if those other two hadn't been so ridiculous!! If you voted for Gwen Stefani, Taylor Swift or Usher I need to hear an explanation, dammit!
Midland, Michigan. Yeah I'm talking to you, Dow Chemicals. Did you vote for one of those? Explain yourself.
Pennsylvania State University. Was it you? Did you vote for one of those? Yeah I'm calling you out.
Houghton, Michigan? Well? Defend yourself!!
It better not had been you Lake Mary, Florida. That's all I'm gon' say. Better not have been YOU.
Kelly Sugar. Did you have something to do with this? Did you do this just to get under my skin? Is this payback for hitting you with the pillow this past weekend? I'M SORRY, OK?!!

Well thanks for giving me my first losing record since I started keeping score on myself. Assholes! Now I get to look forward to posting a 3 -5 record for the second round.

I'll give my commentary later. I'm too disgusted right now.

)-:< <--- Doesn't do my mean face justice!!


  1. And let me tell you something right now. If the finals end up Carrie Underwood vs Kelly Clarkson or Taylor Swift I will personally come to your house (or work, or school) and shoot your computer. So think twice before you vote.

  2. Hah...sorry Roger. I'll admit I visit the site alot (seeing it is my homepage) and that I voted for Taylor Swift and Usher. But you will have a hard time tracking this computer since our server is in midland.....but you can take a baseball bat to their puters....I won't mind :)

  3. Don't make me call the Taylor Swift fan club....you know there are some crazies over there.

  4. LOL. I knew it was you DQ. Thanks for joining us. But I'ma tell you right now, if Taylor Swift wins this tournament, I won't be your friend NO MORE!

    Belee dat.

  5. Are you a member of the Taylor Swift fan club? Call them. I dare you. Try explaining to your job why there is a 6'4" black guy with a giant afro losing his shit at the front desk and asking for you.