Monday, November 29, 2010

Zoo Animals - Round 1

Commentary coming soon

7 comments:

  1. What the fuck, man? No three-toed sloth but you've got springhaas. What the hell is a springhaas?

    (After checking)

    Okay, those are cute. But lemurs and otters over the three-toed sloth? Please. I mean, I get the meerkats because they have their own TV show, but why prarie dogs too? They're just fat meerkats.

    What's worse is you included okapis, aka - God's mistake, aka - the bastard child of the wild. Fucking okapis look like someone's kid took all the pieces off of a zebra, hyena and giraffe and put them back in the wrong order. Their only protection against predators is that they look too jacked up to eat.

    I'm deeply wounded.

    I see you put the Lions up against an opponent they could actually beat, gazelles, because you know they'll lose to the Bears on Sunday.

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  2. LMAO!!! LOL!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAA

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  3. Actually, lion are very ineffective hunters. Even the gazelles usually win.

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  4. HEY! Quit talking bad about the lions!

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  5. Not The Lions. Lions. Bad hunters. Something like a 15% kill rate. Don't get me wrong... I wouldn't say it to their face - I'd lose, but gazelles are quick bastards.

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  6. penguins. seeing that there is an absence of both plecostomus and Cthulhu.

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  7. One time I saw Tortoises getting it on at the Zoo. Thats +1 to the Tortoises.

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